Monday, May 23, 2022

Brandon Flowers Disappointed That Trump Rally Wasn't Actually Chanting For Him.

 


The Killers' lead singer Brandon Flowers walked onto the stage of a Trump rally to a horde of screaming redhatters with their mantra "Let's Go Brandon". However, once he and his band prepared to perform, he was confounded to why the ralliers had ceased their fanfare. It was at this moment he was informed that "Let's Go Brandon" was just some dumb in-joke amongst conservatives who haven't matured past age 11 and not a demand to see him perform "Mr. Brightside". The experience has left him ripped off. 

"They actually had me thinking they were in the mood for some Killers" commented Flowers. "To find out the opposite really annoys me. I warmed up and everything too."

According to him, the musician of the night was actually supposed to be Kid Rock, because of course it was. Flowers offered to do his own version of "Born Free", but was greeted with a ton of boos. The band at that point had just packed up and hit the road.

Guitarist Dave Keuning also had some words for the crowd. "Why do they chant that so much anyway? Do they think anyone else is gonna get their joke?" he added. 

Apparently Flowers is prone to misreading situations, "This is just like that time we thought Sam's Club had anything to do with our album 'Sam's Town.'" he mentions. 

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