Twitter has been going through constant changes, all of them unnecessary. But with recent developments, that quantity is only about to increase. CEO and fragilest man alive Elon Musk has implemented a new feature upon signup that mandates all potential users to profess their love to him in order to get an account. Naturally, this announcement caused a bit of a stir.
"This is so ridiculous," an anonymous interviewee told The Forced News. "Why do I have to tell someone I hate that I love him in order to use a damn phone app?"
When approached for comment, Elon stated his reasoning for this requirement is to build trust for his base. "I toss and turn at night wondering how many Twitter users actually hate me, so just to be sure, I need everyone to confirm how much they love me before they can join."
Twitter's investors have stated that they've all but checked out long ago following Musk's takeover, and whatever losses the site will suffer are his problem now. Musk however, is not ruling out the possibility of requiring dick pics to continue using the site.
Other Twitter users are expressing their disapproval. "We're gonna boycott this decision by using alternatives, then go right back to Twitter after a week or so because we gave up on the alternatives too soon." another anonymous person commented.
