Friday, January 7, 2022

Amidst Omicron, Celebrities Try To Find Another John Lennon Song To Sing





Omicron is quickly ruining social plans by the day, with businesses needing to reinstate Phase 2 mandates and regular folks having to reschedule meetups with their friends, along with vaccine requirements. But in these trying times, celebrities have decided to retake the stage as beacons of hope, and they intend to do so by looking for another John Lennon song to sing. 

With the universal acclaim celebrities received for singing "Imagine" when the plague took the world by storm and crushed the population's hopes of ever seeing a normal life ever again, they figured they should go for a two-fer and sing another of Lennon's classics, in spite of the growing disapproval for the Beatles singer. 

Wonder Woman actress Gal Gadot, who coordinated the notorious-er-heartwarming Hollywood harmony of "Imagine" nearly 2 years ago commented "I was hoping to get everyone together and sing 'Happy Christmas (War Is Over) for the holiday, but apparently they all hated that song, so we had to go back to the drawing board."

Gadot and her ensemble have mentioned that if they are unable to find any good John Lennon songs to sing for current events, they will just look at Paul McCartney's discography, or perhaps just forego any Beatles-adjacent music and pester Van Morrison for a suggestion. 

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